Utah Drivers Really Are Horrible

Growing up in Utah, I guess I just became used to it. Now it drives me insane (no pun intended). Now that I know people who are from out of state, I always hear them talking about how horrible Utah drivers are. Whatever. California drivers are terrible! I'm talking from more than one experience, but Saturday night I drove up to Salt Lake to see my brother who is in the hospital. I swear there must have been a Retarded Drivers Anonymous convention near by that everyone on the freeway was trying to get to. I was cut off at least 3 times, tail gated, swerved around, and (the most annoying) people riding up my tail pipe with their brights on full blast. This is in 50 minutes of driving and my patience, brotherly kindness, and action bridling was put to the test. I passed though! What are the most annoying things people do to you when you drive? I'm open to any good road rage stories! :)